Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cannot find my penis.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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