so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
