Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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