is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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