Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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