Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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