Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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