don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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