I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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