Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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