so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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