I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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