My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i think i just lost a toe
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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