This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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