Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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