I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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