I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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