Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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