David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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