Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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