Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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