shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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