Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
