What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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