The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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