no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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