Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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