I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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