We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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