dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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