I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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