just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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