That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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