marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
is wine microwaveable?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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