and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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