So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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