when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Your penis caused this!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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