Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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