Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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