don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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