You just made me feel so damn special
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
dude. I can hear the air.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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