Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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