So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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