Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We left the knife in your bed.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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