Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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