I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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