The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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