xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
