So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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