names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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