Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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